It’s official: Ryan Gosling has been breaking hearts for over two decades. I’m pretty sure this video of him crooning out “When A Man Loves A Woman,” and slaying “Everybody Dance Now” with the most amazingly 90s dance routine you’ve ever seen, complete with drop-crotch pants and an iridescent color-blocked button-down  proves that he lost his virginity sometime around the age of ten. The ladies were probably lining up in the school yard during recess for a piece of that.

Just look at that little ham. Even the uterus he came out of was probably perfectly adorable and charming.

Also, that girl he air humps in the video probably never recovered from the glory of performing in that talent show with Ryan Gosling when she was a kid and definitely shows this video to her doctor, mailman and the grocery checkout people…Which is what any woman would do.

Check out his super fly moves and his swooping ten-year-old coif below. Swoon!