Ain’t no party like a Kim Jong Un party because a Kim Jong Un party has pop stars.

Supreme Leader and North Korea’s most eligible bachelor, Kim Jong Un may have found love in a hopeless place. No, not with Rihanna but with North Korean pop star Hyon Song Wol, former front woman of the Bochonobo Electronic Music Band. Of course, you remember Bochonobo Electronic Music Band and their smash hit, Excellent Horse-Like Lady. How could you ever forget?

Un and Wol met as teenagers. But, like a modern day Romeo and Juliet, theirs was a forbidden love, banned by Kim Jong Un’s dad Kim Jong Il. Apparently in between hitting 5 holes in one in a single round of golf and inventing the hamburger, Kim Jong Il was into crushing young love. He was kind of a dick.

Wol married and had a child with another man but came to her senses once Kim Jong Un had replaced his late father as the leader of North Korea. The two have been seen canoodling in ill-fitting, monochromatic jumpsuits.