Precious‘ Lee Daniels has a new movie coming out starring Nichole Kidman and Zac Efron called The Paperboy and it’s creating a lot of buzz after premiering at Cannes, but for all the wrong reasons.

I’m not going to drag this out any longer than I already have.

Nicole Kidman pees all over Zac Efron in the film

Vulture‘s Kyle Buchanan saw he film and reports:

…as Efron’s romantic ardor for Kidman is at its peak, the two head to the beach, where he decides to cool down with a dip in the ocean. Naturally, he is attacked by CG jellyfish. (Only the sixteenth weirdest thing to happen in this movie.) Covered in sting marks, he barely manages to drag himself to shore, and when Kidman is alerted to the attack by some comely girls who surround Efron, she pushes them away, pops a squat, and out comes number-one. And yes, you get a close-up of the stream. This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts, but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.

So at what point did Kidman think this was the right direction to take her career? But then again, twenty some-odd years ago she thought marrying Tom Cruise was a good idea…so there you go.