Man Falls into a Ravine, Saves Self from Nickelback ConcertAugust 9th, 2012 | Posted by in Music
If someone approached you on the street and said, “Hey man, wanna go to a Nickelback concert?” you might respond with “I’d rather throw myself off a cliff.” One man from upstate New York figuratively put his money where his mouth is by literally falling off a cliff and sparing himself the anguish of shitty, shitty Nickelback.
To be fair, this gentleman was in actuality attempting to sneak INTO the concert in Saratoga, NY when he fell some 40 feet into a gorge outside the venue. He was reportedly drunk, which hopefully doubles as his excuse for going to the concert in the first place. Perhaps it was divine intervention swooping in to save him from a night of terrible music. Or maybe Natural Selection was trying to weed out the dum-dums who would risk life and limb to see Nickelback in concert. All we can say for sure is that, if faced with the same scenario, you always pick the cliff. Always.
I mean, come on. Look at this photograph: