Last month, I did all the female Hub fans out there a solid and posted/reviewed the trailer for Magic Mike – the Channing Tatum semi-autobiographical movie about his days as a male stripper (author note: you’re welcome). I foolishly thought I could maybe hoodwink some male readers into thinking it was much more than smoking hot dudes dancing around almost naked – you know, so the ladies out there could incorporate it into “date night” or whatever.

Not the case this time with the second trailer for Magic Mike. This time it cuts out all the allusions to romance, the questions about WHY he’s stripping (like we care) and his whole “I actually dream of making furniture” story line. You know, all the stuff that isn’t the hot guys stripping (I mean, dancing). There isn’t a lot else to say (and honestly, are you even still reading?)

Enjoy the splendor that is Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Mangianello and Matt Bomer – bumping and grinding, barely clothed.

Magic Mike comes out June 29^th. Between this and 50 Shades of Grey, I think we can expect a lot of babies being born next April.