From the movie series that just won’t go away, here’s your first look at Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5, presumably post-hookup. I’m hoping this is the film’s opening where after a night of sexual bliss the two have their heads chopped off by the ghost-faced killer.

Just prior to shooting her cameo Lohan tried to back out of her deal to appear in the film, as reported here.

But the image above makes us wonder what would happen if Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan ever hooked up. One could only hope Sheen would lock Lohan in a closet after having his way with her, which could end up being a really positive experience for Lohan in a sort-of “scared straight” type of way.

Scary Movie 5 hits theaters April 19th, 2003 and also stars Ashley Tisdale, Kate Walsh, Molly Shannon and Heather Locklear.