Wait…what?

Are you serious?

Last week we brought you a splendid series on Lifetime in which female celebrities dish on what they life in the bedroom but this is taking it to a new level.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stars in the Lifetime series THE CLIENT LIST. She plays Riley Parks (which could easily be a porn star’s name), a single mom living in Texas, who is forced to return to The Rub, and engage in rubs of a… um… sexual manner.

So basically, prostitution.

The show is basically a collection a busty JLH sliding her hand under the towel of a man and ‘relieving’ his stress.

You can see more awkwardness here.

Even more puzzling than why this show is on the air is who its target demo is? Let’s be honest for a minute. Men aren’t watching Lifetime and the “handjob” portion of this show is about 20 notches south of what you can see on late night HBO or CINEMAX. So that leaves women, but is this what they really want to see? JLH doing a bad southern accent and giving young men with six-pack abs handjobs?

Is that every woman’s fantasy?

Probably not but the role of Riley Parks is probably the best thing Love Hewitt could get right now. Hewitt, who is widely known for two things on the internet, her boobs and her weight, is barely an actress but somehow always finds work. But the media loves her because a) she’s always willing to pose for a men’s magazine in her underwear and b) she loves saying outrageous things like bedazzling her vajayjay and telling Chelsea Handler on CHELSEA LATELY she’d be open to receiving a happy ending:

Also, JLH, thank you for the term “amazeballs”, it’s, um, amazeballs.

So if you’re interested in checking out some low-rent porn on Lifetime, watch THE CLIENT LIST Sunday nights at 10pm est.